http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwLoSg_rbNQ
Ten...ten...ten...ten...ten...ten...ten...ten...ten...ten
cracks me up!
But Gargantua could keep no better countenance than to burst out bellowing like a cow. He hid his face in his cap, and it was no more possible to draw a word from him than a fart from a dead donkey. - Rabelais