[RobinMasters]

[diverteach]

The jackass in chief gives me a bigger headache than any slurpee brain freeze ever gave me.

[Yaelle]

I’ve never had a Slurpee in my life nor will I. You are the only one who is always pictured sucking or licking a treat, Mister President.

[muddler]

That’s pretty rich, the uslurper talking about sipping on slurpee’s indeed.

[Pox]

while hard-working Democrats struggle to pull the economy out of a ditch

Standard marxist propaganda.

[liberty or death]

Sorry Baland Oliar everyone now knows your speeches are empty of truth.

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Is it just me or is something wrong with Barry’s eyes ?
He definitely looks crossed eyed in many pictures.
Besides looking like a blithering idiot.

[Mike Darancette]

Slurp this you candy ass geek.

This one lady vet down at the V.A. clinic called him Uncle Urkel.

[BuckyKat]

To hear President Obama tell it, Slurpees are the beverage of choice of obstructionist Republicans.

Slurpees are the drink of choice for we low-life Republicans as we cling to our Bibles and guns.

The enlightened ones, the elite, e.g., Obama and Cindy Sheehan drink the far healthier smoothies from Jamba Juice with extra protein and vitamin "shots." (especially when they're on a hunger strike).

[RichInOC]

Slurpee my ass. I’m having a Fat Tuesday 190 Octane.

[Hetty_Fauxvert]

Obama conveniently doesn’t mention that the Republicans have been booted OUT of the stalled car, told not to touch even a fender because they don’t do it the “correct” way, and let it be known that their assistance and advice is Not Wanted.

Hell, I’d go buy a Slurpee too. Have fun pushing the dead car by yourselves, @ssholes!