[Regulator]

But if we stop trading with China we could not get our toys so cheap!

Gasp

A Disaster

People in Mississippi might end up with jobs...

Can't have that

[Colvin]

That would be bad, real bad.
If people had jobs, they would just waist the money on savings accounts, those of us with jobs would get raises, and we could pay off our credit.
Nope, in the name of union hating we MUST keep China rolling along.