[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

First TOTUS falls and breaks. Then flies descend upon him. Now the Seal falls off and shatters. He must be pure evil.

Remember, it rained on Memorial Day and blizzard in Copenhagen. And that rat scurried past him when he was speaking.

[Miss Behave]

Next up on my wish list:

Mr. Shakin' Limp-wrists I'm-too-cool-for-handrails does a TOTAL yard sale down the steps of Air Force One.

It's comin'...you KNOW it is.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Plus he held up that umbrella really high in the storm in New Orleans...and DIDN’T get hit by lightening. There’s definitely a pattern here.