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To: Tax-chick
"And you've never taken two minutes to teach her to open a can, Susan? It looks like you're a big part of the problem."

What she needs to do is simply not buy "pop-top" stuff for a while. When the kid gets hungry enough, he or she will learn how to use the can opener.

"All my kids can use a can opener. I think even the dog can use a can opener.

I seriously doubt that your dog can use a can opener....your CAT on the other hand.....can probably both use the can opener and write checks on your account to buy cat food.... :^)

80 posted on 10/05/2010 6:32:13 AM PDT by Wonder Warthog
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To: Wonder Warthog
"...your CAT on the other hand.....can probably both use the can opener and write checks on your account to buy cat food...."

Hey, does anybody know where I can get some cat handcuffs? I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs. Either two little ones like this, to go around the little paws.. or a big one that hooks onto my arm and then hooks onto the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair.. of cat handcuffs, so.. Well, I found out that when I'm away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them...

[Steve Martin]

83 posted on 10/05/2010 6:37:25 AM PDT by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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