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To: Willie Green

Yeah, right after we repeal the laws of Thermodynamics and Monkeys fly out of my a@@....


2 posted on 10/01/2010 1:09:06 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: Kozak

I have been thinking about drafting a constitution for my household and then passing laws such as. My wife’s breast size must grow in direct proportion to my gut size. Sounds reasonable.


11 posted on 10/01/2010 1:14:27 PM PDT by pennyfarmer (Even a RINO will chew its foot off when caught in a trap.)
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To: Kozak

If gas mileage was just a question of legislation, why don’t they just set it at 100 mph?


27 posted on 10/01/2010 1:21:58 PM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: Kozak

That’s the point of these liberal a-holes!.....it will never happen so put everyone on bicycles!....welcome to their third world for all of us!


38 posted on 10/01/2010 1:28:00 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Kozak

Yeah...Hussein and Browner just SNAP their fingers and everything is done!!!!


65 posted on 10/01/2010 1:54:48 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: Kozak

I figured out the solution long ago, just put double sized tires and rims on the rear of a vehicle and it will always be rolling downhill. You don’t even need to crank the engine until you need to back up. If you can’t fit tires that big under the fenders just put tiny ones on the front, it will work the same, works on front or rear drive, no difference.

I’m still working on how to keep the speed down to a safe range.


78 posted on 10/01/2010 5:41:40 PM PDT by RipSawyer (Clem Hussein Kadiddlehopper would be a vast improvement.)
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