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To: dfwgator


Hmmm... that group isn't up on their Jimmy Olsen. He always liked Lois' sister, Lucy. They actually DID get married in 1966, but it was annulled thanks to misbehaviour by Miss Mxyzptlk...it's a long story.
30 posted on 10/01/2010 11:33:35 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Dr. Sivana
Good thing Jimmy Olsen didn't work in Nazi Germany:

Uberman: I am.. Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!

Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes?

Uberman: Ja! And through his, too. [ points at Jimmy Olstein ] He's a Jew!

Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it's not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that's all..!

Hitler: Silence! Guard, take this Jew away!

Uberman: No need! I'll drop him off at the camp on my vay to the Eastern front!

31 posted on 10/01/2010 11:36:38 AM PDT by dfwgator (Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
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