So when is your promised meeting with Mr. Ahmadinejad, Mr. President?
Ahmadinejad: Yeah, I’ll do it...
Obama: You have to do it because I have to respond and say it’s “hateful.” I have to come across more American like, stronger, more to the middle. November is coming...
Ahmadinejad: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you got to go soft on me about my nukes. Stall and get Hillary out of my hair.
Obama: OK, we have a deal.