[Lurker]

Threatening the use of Pretend lawyers works just as well as threatening the use of actual lawyers, but costs nothing,

To be perfectly honest it cost me the price of a postage stamp and an envelope. I really did copy the guy I found in the phone book. I don't know the mail fraud Statutes well enough so I figured that the 32 cents was cheap insurance.

The lawyers office did leave me a message asking if I needed anything. Needless to say I did not call him back.

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[The Comedian]

Have I mentioned that my analysis has yielded the conclusion that you righteously rock?

I forget to submit my results sometimes.

Just makin' sure it gets recorded.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.