The worst thing that could ever happen to a person is to acheive their heart’s desire, and find out that it isn’t what they thought it was or it doesn’t work or it doesn’t really change anything.
And if you go looking for your heart's desire and you have to look further than your own back yard, you probably never lost it to begin with.
And don't elect witches or flying monkeys to high office.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.