“Everyone knows that SUVs warm the earth, not the sun.”
Actually, SUV’s warm the sun, which then warms the earth. The physical mechanism is a little unclear—but scientists have proven by consensus that American excess is the very powerful sixth force in nature. IT’s actually one of the six fundamental forces of the universe and binds quarks to higgs bosons at nanoscales. So that probably has something to do with it. Those SUV suckers are just loaded with quarks and bosons.
Sounds like “String Theory”. Everything is connected.