You’ve got it all wrong...we need to return to those glory days when 80% of the workforce was in agriculture. There is absolutely no reason why 2% today should do the work of 80% of yesteryear. Taking a bath once a week was pretty cool, too.
That, and if they didn't like you (not in my case) they'd throw nuts and bolts at you when you weren't looking . . . and don't get me started on my asshat boss who wanted me to cross their picket line when they went on strike.