My plan is to beat it with a shoe that I’ve just tracked in dog poop.
If I were to do something, it would be things that would only be considered offensive to Muslims, while the rest of us would find them perfectly reasonable.
For example, showing a picture of the Koran on a shelf, UNDER a Bible and a Torah.
Or propped open (as if being read), sitting on a bare floor next to a chair. Most people do that all the time to books, when they get up to go to the bathroom, but it apparently is offensive to some muslims.
Or simply sitting in a bathroom, like one of those books you like to read while doing your business. I have to think that would be offensive, even though I’ve seen lots of bibles sitting in bathrooms to be read.
But I’m not really looking to offend people by mistreating a Koran. I’d rather offend them by converting a muslim and baptising them publicly. I’m sure that would get our troops endangered as well, but I can’t imagine General Petraeus telling a Pastor not to baptise muslims on 9/11 because it would make muslims upset and make the job of our troops harder.