[chilltherats]

I think it should first be wrapped in two pieces of bacon - one running across the top of the book lengthwise down the center, another running across the top of the book widthwise across the center. + ;)

[Danae]

Given my reverence for bacon, I almost think its a sacrilege to waste it on a Koran. But then again.... Nah, its a good use of bacon.