He is such a jerk. I have 1/2 a mind to go buy a Koran and burn it just to piss him off.
LOL. I have a half mind to send a couple of burnt pages to him, but I reckon I’d get a visit from the authorities.
They're easy enough to print up from on-line sites, chapter by chapter! I think I know what I'm going to use to start my stove this winter.