[Bender2]

Re: Not to pat myself on the back, but I am 100% correct this season and as I said in Post #3 at Our experts' NFL predictions for 2010 Thread:

Gadzooks, sports fans, it is time for some picks! And time... for One Arm to be getting our picks down for posterity.

To get things started Thursday night, Dem Saints will make Brett... regret ever coming back as the Viqueens find themselves 0-1 the first night of the season.

Then come Sunday, Manning Lite... and his Jersey Jints will lose their first game in their new stadium, Da Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Stadium. Carolina will win going away.

Since Big Ben has four weeks off at his gal-pal's... beck and call, Atlanta's Byrds will poop all over the Stoolers

Even with an abnormal brain... one can see Colt McCoy coming off the bench to lead the Brown Stains to a victory over Have A Tampa Bay

I wondered who President Ford would pick... and I feel certain he would go with Jacksonville over Denver even if Tebow magic is called upon

Allegra reveals her new Cheerleader costume from Baghdad... and it distracts Manning Heavy and his Dolts enough for her beloved Texicans to start the season 1-0

Buffalo wishes they could out fly a loss to Miami... but the Phins will get the last laugh and... taste--

Da Troit... at Da Bears???? Da Bears of course!

The Raiders at Tennessee? Even Bubble-headed Anchor-babes... know the Titans will win hands down.

Ocho Uno... plus Ocho Cinco... adds up to big's New England Pattycakes 1-0, Cincy 0-1

Kurtless Arid Zona is not the same old wrecking crew yet they will be wolves... sheering the Rams and new Quartersheppard 'Sam the Man' Bradford!

Mike Singletary's antics have inspired even San Frans' Gnomes... and they will cheer on the 49ers to a victory over the Seahags

The cheese will be cut big time... at big's house as his Packer Wackers beat the Iggles, showing why they are a poorer team without Donovan--

There will be dancing in Meadowlands Duce... as the Jets smack down Baltimore's Dirty Byrds

My old Dallas Texans will not fair well in their KC Chief uniforms... 'cause San Diego's Bolts will burn them to a crisp

And speaking of old Donovan McNabb, his changing to Deadskin Colored Slippers... will not help him against my Boys. The Cowboys will put the Deadskins back in their graves without breaking a sweat!

Now y'all understand, "True Men" still stands... by my Fearless NFL Picks!

Now, as my halftime chum, Seizeher says, "Let the games begin... if the pizza is hot!"

So, big, we are both 1 - 0 and going head to head until Allegra's Texicans beats the tar out of Manning Heavy and his Dolts!

Then I start... to pull away from you!

[big'ol_freeper]

Yeah baby 1-0!!!

[big'ol_freeper]

Just for the record these were my picks as documented on the “other” thread:

THU, SEP 9:
The Aints will pee all over the Vicekings***** 1-0
SUN, SEP 12:
The Panters will spike the Manning Lites
The Stoolers will poop on the Dirty Birds
The Clowns will sneak by the Pirates
The Jagwurst will barbecue the Mules
The Ponies will peal onions all over Allegra’s Texians
The Buffalo Patties will fillet the Guppies
The Bearlies will squeek by the Kitties
The Tithens will pound the Graters
The Patriots will stump the Bungles
The Buzzards will pick apart the Lambs
The Seahags will fly by the 69ers
The Packers will roll over the Beagles
The Cowpokes will lay patties all over the Deadskins
MON, SEP 13:
The Poe Pounders will make the Jests look silly
The Cheaps will edge the Charburgers

[big'ol_freeper]

Oh One Arm, where are you?

[NCC-1701]

Time to add to the collection.



GO COWBOYS!!!!! !

[Canedawg]

Chris Berman stole Yosemite Sam’s mustache??

I didn’t get the memo.

[big'ol_freeper]

Only thirty-one hours till those godless Beagles get cheese spread all over their field.

Time to pluck some feathers and kick some @ss!!