Jimmy? Jimmy, it's ABC on the phone. Quit playing World of Warcraft, take a shower and report on what the Tea Party is doing locally. It's a good minimum wage job and that's more than you make doing your Lady Gaga impressions on Youtube.
Maybe the experienced ones can get head mounted satellite dishes, like Al Franken had when he was almost funny.
remember Max Headroom?
the camera man was the mobile news outfit.