Uhhh Obamalamadingdong? I just caught the televised response from the Top Dog of Clan Canine: "woof woof. bark. woof woof woof. growwwwwwwl. woof woof!"*
*Roughly translated, Top Dog is telling you stop maligning Man's Faithful Servant by comparing yourself to them. It's insulting to Dogs everywhere and they have enough problems being associated with fleas & their 'lawn decorations.' They don't need the additional humiliation of being associated with YOU, Barry Poppins.