Re #89: “I wouldn’t be surprised if the democrats bused in folks from Madagascar to vote for Mitchell.”
Nor would I.
We’ve gotta watch for them amphibious buses comin’ ashore down t’ Kennebunkport, y’know...
Of course Emperor Bald Archie already has about a quarter of Somalia here already, and we hear tell that he and his cohorts at Catholic Charities are gonna settle a few thousand more at the former Brunswick Naval Air Station soon. They’ve already converted a defunct store on Maine Street into a Mosque for them.
After they vote, they can set up a jiffy Jihad training camp there. Instant Islamburg from a former US military installation. How jiffy is that?!
They might even be able to use the runways for a Somali Jihad-a-Kazzi Air Force! Mullah Obama can donate several mothballed B-52s for them to load up with ordnance and send out to Infidel targets all over apostate Amerika for Allah!
There may be a tired old veteran “Buff” coming on a one way trip to a city near you soon. You’ll likely know when it gets there!
Perhaps they can use it as a staging area for hijacked air liners in between missions. We’ll see. It would be a “No-go” enclave area for us Infidels of course, so they need not worry about anyone attempting to rescue their hostages or snoop around their most high and holy Islamic / Democrat Party operations.
A local farmer told me in Church Sunday that federal grants are being given out to initiate the cultivation of goat herds here in Maine, and I’ve seen ‘em around Augusta already.
Now Islam is doing wonderful things for Maine’s economy.... or what’s left of it anyway. My neighbors just down the hill from us have a couple of goats and we can hear ‘em bawlin’ nigh on constantly.. up until they eat ‘em that is. Then they get a new one. The rooster adds a lot to the performance too.
I have a feeling that we’d best learn to like goat pretty soon...