[relictele]

I would tune in to watch if they would literally slap Donna Brazile. A few semi-gentle whacks upside the head of Amanpour wouldn’t go amiss either.

[The Comedian]

I would tune in to watch if they would literally slap Donna Brazile. A few semi-gentle whacks upside the head of Amanpour wouldn’t go amiss either.

You've got the major elements right, but they have to be arranged thusly:

While holding Amanpour by the ankles, hit Brazile *with* Amanpour.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.