[Dick Bachert]

Sadly, the tingle that ran up little Chrissie’s leg during the Obama campaign went all the way up to his head, blowing his tiny vestigial brain out his left ear. Given the many times Chrissie has gladly taken it in the ear for his pals on the left, the size of that orifice made the blowout inevitable. The scar reveals that he DID have a transplant. Unfortunately, it was the cryogenically preserved brain of Lyndon Baines Johnson and turned out to be even smaller than the original organ, probably because – as with nearly ALL Democrats -- it had never been used.

[p. henry]

I have a dream too. I have a dream that one day race merchants like Sharpton, Jackson, Obama and Matthews will stop sullying the memory and intellectual heritage of Martin Luther King. That one day they will stop subverting the future of the black community by convincing black children of the falsehood that they have no chance of succeeding in the greatest meritocracy the world has ever known. And that one day the Chris Matthews of the world will stop defaming their political opponents with false charges of racism and hate.

[sheik yerbouty]

A lot of strange things have dripped from Chrissie’s lips..