[The Comedian]

Galveston was hit pretty hard by Hurricane Ike in 2008

And was basically fully repaired 6 months later.

I don't know why Galveston is even on this list.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[crusty old prospector]

Maybe they lost the Chiquita banana contract and they ship to Veracruz, then some of those well-maintained Mexican trucks haul them up here.