Should someone sponsor a national burn the quran day? I vote for puting it in a cheap tupper ware filled with crap and urine, after all, there`s no fire hazard there.
You should then apply for a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. After all, they've funded similar "art" projects.
I’m w/Nomad...no reason to create a fire hazard. Piss be upon him!