Your explanation is ridiculous. When I posted this thread, the last intention I had was for this to come in a tag search for humor or jokes.
Furthermore, if you read this 'screed' all the way thru, you'll notice that the writer is getting more and more outrageous and incoherent as it goes on ... this is intentional, as the writer is making a mockery of liberals and their thought process.
I read it in that manner, considering the source, that the writer is mocking liberals and their incoherent paradoxical rantings ... your mileage may vary.
In other words he uses leftist propaganda that would only make ill informed people laugh.