[Mr_Moonlight]

Calm down. Notice the source, Cracked.com, which for those in Rio Linda, was (is?) a humor magazine which competed with MAD Magazine in the 60's and 70's ... guess they're still around only on the Internet now.

The whole point of its rant is a long winded winding road of incoherent discombobulation seemingly to make a confused point, which in itself is pointless. Touche. Sort of like the Ed Anger rants from World Weekly News (remember that one too?)

Paging Mr Semmens, who does same on a regular basis here on FR :)

-- MM

[Mr_Moonlight]

P.S. ... added a ‘humor’ note to the keywords

[RDTF]

well maybe if my 34 year old nephew hadn’t posted it on Facebook as something worthy of reading I would agree with you. But I don’t. People read this stuff and this was not posted as comedy.