Soon polygamy and human-animal partner marriage (a.k.a.) bestiality will be protected as a constitutional right. Forget about Mens and Womens restrooms, a thing of the past. Marriage as an institution between a man and a woman will be gone. If you want to be a throat-slashing, honor-killing Islamic Terrorist with multiple wives, that will be a protected (Sharia) Constitutional right too.
Why do I suspect that if you were to lie about being a LAWYER that somehow the courts would find that impermissible.