[GonzoGOP]

Well at least they waited until they were in port to throw them off. And I hope the arrangements they made for them to get home involved a dime store compass and the instructions “Walk North”.

[Non-Sequitur]

Well at least they waited until they were in port to throw them off.

If I recall correctly Costa Maya isn't really a port. It's a pier and and a beach and a shopping mall in the middle of nowhere that the cruise lines use to dump people ashore for a day. I'm sure the nearest airport was a ways away.