Are yall serious with this movie? This is possibly the worst action movie I have ever seen. It’s not a man’s movie, it’s a fake man’s movie. It is so unrealistic, so corny and cheesy, and so lame it was hard to watch. Stallone and crew made so many lame jokes and were so tactically retarded it made me sick. Who carries so many guns they dont have enough mags and has to discard their weapon? Unheard of. And what is with Hollywood and pistols? Especially the double-wielding style that somehow results in effective shots at 50+ meters. You talk about girlie-men complaing about their emotions, which is pretty much every character in this movie. Why does this movie attempt to have corny love side-stories? Other things that bother me about this movie: Stallone’s makeup and perfectly teased hair, the use of berets as tactical headwear, Stallone’s six-shooter, lobbing an artillery shell and then detonating it with a pistol resulting in a huge fiery explosion (they don’t explode like that), Mickey Rourke’s purpose in life, all the stupid faux-manly jewelry and costumes, Stallone putting his guns down at the request of the chief d-bag, the 3 most legit dudes in the movie barely being used (Arnold, Bruce Willis, and Dolph), Can’t we just have an awesome movie about some manly dudes who are just really professional and realistically kill a bunch of badguys without a lame attempt at drama? This is not a movie for real men, it is a movie for overweight fake men who sit on their couch and think this dumb crap is cool, then go to their office and talk around the water cooler with their unmanly buddies about how Hollywood finally got one right.
I saw this.....,no,......endured viewing this film recently. Two thumbs up on your summary. This film was a complete waste of time, and one of the worst I’ve seen in a while. The dialog was as flat as Madonna’s singing. It was too cliche’ to be cliche’. The acting was, for the most part, forced. The banter between Stallone and Schwarzenegger was about as funny as Carrot Top, and the only plausible thing about that flick was that there were credits at the end.
The film was a disappointment and a dud. Oh well, at least I didn’t waste my time seeing Avatar.