If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Doesn’t quite fit, but this is what I thought:
If we don’t see him swim in the Gulf, he can say he did and you can be reasonably sure he’s lying again.
My thoughts exactly. Why even go in if the event is not captured on camera and then used for propagandist purposes? And B.O. and Shelley could even throw in an impromptu “dance on the beach.”