[Lurker]

I trained on that weapon back in the day. I wanted to take it home with me but for some reason they said no.

Can't imagine why.

[The Comedian]

I trained on that weapon back in the day. I wanted to take it home with me but for some reason they said no. Can't imagine why.

Because everyone is a sticky-beaked bossy-boots, with their "Don't pick on your sister", and "Eat your peas", and "Don't take the M79 home".

Sheesh. A guy can't have any fun.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.