[HiTech RedNeck]

Commission a neon sign to create an animated depiction of the view.

[MHGinTN]

I think there ought to be a pork barbeque place next door, complete with the delicious pit smells wafting down the streets of ribs and briskettes and pork roasts and tenderloins. ... I'm making myself hungry!

BTW, if the sexual degenerates would build a bath house there, the closet homo muzzies would have the convenience of a quicky when coming or going for prayers. ... Baths might improve their distinctive goat-lovin' smell, eh?