The lostest I've ever been was in Tulsa, that was pre G.P.S. days. I started to think that I'd just have to live there because I couldn't find my way out.
I couldn't just ask directions, I am after all a man and that would be such a girly thing to do.
That’s kind of funny, because Tulsa is rather square, with streets marking off square-mile sections, although not iconically square like Oklahoma City. I rarely got on the interstate when we lived in Tulsa, because you could get where you were going on surface roads, three east-four north and so on.