I trust there are ordinances prohibiting that now, yes?
Actually I have been to Cleveland one weekend. Nice town. Stayed at the Renaissance Hotel where I photographed a major award proudly displayed in the lobby:
...saw in an Indians game, enjoyed the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, managed to avoid igniting the Cuyahoga.
“...saw in an Indians game, enjoyed the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, managed to avoid igniting the Cuyahoga.”
Your clinging to that old bit of news proves you can’t educate the willfully ignorant.