You're forgetting about the RiNOsceroid hierarchy in the GOP caucus. Boehner would go into navel-contemplating mode, and start knocking down any conservative move to start looking at Obama's doings, just the way Dubya and Lott and Frist obstructed pursuing the Clintons.
And for all the same reasons having to do with RiNO-ly aboveitallness, "we are serene in our contemplation of ourselves and our own agenda", and all that phony Gemuetlichkeit that USED to exist in the Congress before the post-Watergate 'Rat "Me Generation" of arrogant, ill-mannered ideologues arrived in 1975 and started running down Republicans and maltreating them.
Boehner and Company will start to excrete stinking RiNO-poop all over the place, and Obama will laugh all the way to the bank.
No argument there but many of us who have raised families in this country have cleaned up poop before. I believe the overwhelming majority we elect - if we elect enough conservatives - led by the likes of Bachman will be prepared to prevail.