It’s not a nickname, dammit!
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Felix Legions, General of the Armies of the North..... oops!
(Sorry, wrong thread.)
My name is Franklin D. R. Shibumi. My mother was Black and my father was Japanese. (When she was still alive, I used to attack Pearl Bailey every December 7th.)
Now.
Somebody owes somebody an apology.
Give me a minute here.....
I thought you were Darth Vader?
I’m sorry...
Well alrighty. Okay then.
I believe you.
No really, I uh, right!
Cough, ahem.