John McCain—>Sarah Palin—>[...]—>Kevin Bacon
there really are no more than six degrees to Kevin Bacon here.. John McCain to Sarah Palin... Sarah Palin to Oprah Winfrey (the interview)... Oprah Winfrey to Whoopi Goldberg (The Color Purple)... Whoopi Goldberg to Demi Moore (Ghost) and Demi Moore to Kevin Bacon (A Few Good Men)... i'm sure there are other routes... maybe even shorter ones...
Oh, that's easy..
John McCain had Sarah Palin as her running mate.
Sarah Palin's daughter is engaged to Levi Johnson (piss be upon him).
Levi Johnson dated Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin appeared with R. Lee Ermey in Run Jonny Run.
R. Lee Ermey appeared with Kevin Bacon in Murder in the First.