Here’s one for those who remember Soviet propaganda from the 70s and 80s:
TASS
It used to be Telegraph Agency of the Soviet Union (Telegrafnoye agentstvo Sovetskovo Soyuza)
Now it’s Trained Apes Spewing Socialism
From Wikipedia:
TASS was the central agency for collection and distribution of internal and international news for all Soviet newspapers, radio and television stations. It had a monopoly on official state information which was delivered in the form of TASS Report.
Sounds about right.