[Pan_Yan]

Here’s one for those who remember Soviet propaganda from the 70s and 80s:

TASS

It used to be Telegraph Agency of the Soviet Union (Telegrafnoye agentstvo Sovetskovo Soyuza)

Now it’s Trained Apes Spewing Socialism

[Pan_Yan]

From Wikipedia:

TASS was the central agency for collection and distribution of internal and international news for all Soviet newspapers, radio and television stations. It had a monopoly on official state information which was delivered in the form of TASS Report.

Sounds about right.