[John D]

Sheesh. The guy is an average white guy weather technician who works for the US government in a place called King Salmon, Alaska. And then he becomes a Muslim (why?),

Well, Texas has a congressman, who while not has yet become a mooseslime, has defiantly become an anti-American mooseslime terrorist supporter.

[John D]

Well, Texas has a congressman, who while not has yet become a mooseslime, has defiantly become an anti-American mooseslime terrorist supporter.

And he is AGAIN thinking about running for president.