[calex59]

What I want to know is who was the first man that looked at a chicken and said, “I’m going to eat the first thing that comes out of that chicken’s butt.”

I've often wondered at the first man who ate a lobster. The guy must have been starving to death, I can almost hear him say, "To hell with it, I'm going to toss this thing in boiling water and eat it, I don't care how ugly it is!".

[UCANSEE2]

I've often wondered at the first man who ate a lobster. The guy must have been starving to death, I can almost hear him say, "To hell with it, I'm going to toss this thing in boiling water and eat it, I don't care how ugly it is!".

Nope. I was there, and I'll tell you how it happened.

The Lobster clamped onto my nether regions, and after I got it loose, I threw it into the campfire.

One of the wolves pulled it out and started eating it. The wolf had cracked the shell, and we could see the meat sticking out. So we grabbed it away, and ... the rest is history.

So, Thank the Wolves for Seafood.