You’re living very dangerously ... ain’t it great? I am poisoning my husband with supper tonight that is totally home grown/hunted/baked. Life on the edge, huh?
You are obviously a hazard to society. Please do not resist the nice ObamaCorp volunteers and their police escorts as they remove you to a re-education camp.
It is for your own good, Citizen.
You should have obeyed your Masters.
/coming soon to a home near you... or maybe even your home.