Sheesh, what is this, moot court?
That’s fine, I suppose. Keep practicing, son, and someday you won’t have to rely on silly sophistry tactics, but will be able to partake in serious discussions with the grown-ups.
Spare me fool. I've been a practicing attorney since 1983. That's more than 27 years, probably longer than you've been alive, son. When I see "grown-ups" making cogent arguments about constitutional law, I'll comment. So far, you don't quite meet that standard, but thanks for playing.