[BobS]

I have an A+ blood type. I wish I had type 0 so I could sell a pint of blood for $50. The nurses say drink a pint of beer to get back to normal. That leaves me with money to buy a double quarter pounder with cheese, double fries, and a sixpack of beer to wolf it all down with. And $30 left over.

SO, if I did that before giving blood, the patient in the hospital will feel like he just had a sixpack, a double quarter pounder with cheese and double fries. And hit on the nurses, who will tell the doctor in charge the guy is too healthy to be laying around there. And get discharged.

BTW, that's how to get discharged out of a hospital if you are feeling well. Hit on the cute nurses.

[SunkenCiv]

So, do ya get extra days if you hit on the ugly nurses? C’mon, you know this... ;’)