The OP does, contrary to your assertion, have a sense of humor. It's just that not EVERYTHING that appears before his eyes and ears is funny. To you, maybe. But, then again, you, sir, are not the final arbiter of what is humorous and what is not...although I'll bet you think you are.
Good day.
This OP does not, contrary to your assertion, have the sense that he is the final arbiter of what is humorous. To you, maybe. But, then again, you, sir, do not know my heart although I’ll bet you think you do.