[Lazamataz]

I simply love this woman.

Next up on the Pelosi Show:

• "Do you know how we can lift the standard of living for people? We simply take away everything and put them in mud huts!"

• "Healthy living for our consitutants means we make them eat mercury! Mercury is wholesome, nutritous, and TASTY!"

• "The other day it was raining weasels, and I thought, what a wonderful idea it would be to make everyone paint their stomachs red!"

• "Fletas. Plupssobuk. Bosuemt. Ltipen. GOOLLLOOOOOPPBBBBEFFFLOOOOOBBBBBB."

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Grapes make toaster ovens that much brighter. - Nancy Pelosi