[Izzy Dunne]

There once was a lummox named Gore
Who most found a terrible bore.
He said, “Have you seen”
“My big green machine”
The therapist said “No more!”

[Pan_Yan]

There once was a lummox named Gore ...

(In my best Al Gore voice)

Think of the carbon I've stored
and I've won every major award.
But the millions I've fleeced
bought no chakra relief.
She left me as stiff as a board.