Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Yea...with the flaming idiots that vote these perverts/narcissists/dictators into office.
She was so pretty. Great voice, too.
“Can you show me on this chakra chart where he wanted you to touch him?”
Yes, it does. Also brings to mind John Edwards and the new ager Rielle Hunter.
Want I find creepy is that he seems to have an MO, as if this is not the only time he has done this.
Yea...with the flaming idiots that vote these perverts/narcissists/dictators into office.
Release the,KRAKEN!!
Yea...with the flaming idiots that vote these perverts/narcissists/dictators into office.
Ooga Ooga Ooga Chakra...Ooga Ooga Ooga Chakra....
OMG!!!!!!
You just totally made my day!!!!
You can’t possibly know how much I admire you.
Something is also wrong with the FR servers. Man...they seem slugish and don’t always respond.
Oh Al wait, I dropped my tweezers”!
“I can’t stop this feeling. Deep inside of me....”
Its even worse...look at the large quantities of bottom dwellers who seem to own Congress. How is it they get and stay there? Its a really simple answer too....we send them there. Its the electorate thats screwed up. If we hate what our govt looks like its just a reflection of us.
Oh definately Al Gore is a New Ager...that’s why the environmental eewwey gooey poems and his vocabulary is saturated with their language. If people are not familiar with the New Age wave, that’s now occuring, then most will not be able to identify how closely Gore is knit to it. Not only Gore but it’s impact across our country.
President Gore......HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
LOL, thanks. I was snickering like crazy as I found those pictures.
Sociopathic.
“pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
What the hell is that?
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