Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)

Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

[AliVeritas]

ROFL

And she still has the pants to prove it.

[dead]

[HonestConservative]

Who knew he was a psycho?

(everyone)

[abb]

[1951Boomer]

Add to that FDR’s liaisons and his covered-up disability and manufactured manliness and virility. And who can forget JFK’s total sham of a public persona. As a kid, I thought him larger than life when he appeared on our B&W TV. He was really just a weak little man reared by a father who was a total moral failure.

[1951Boomer]

That police report reads like comedy—it really does. It has every cliche in the book. Al Gore comes off as a stumbling, mumbling, fumbling, bumbling adolescent boy who succeeds only in turning the stomach of the intended recipient of his “affections.”

[AliVeritas]

ROFL

Can you fit the land of the lost kid on the wing with Al?

LOL

There’s gotta be a Chinese payoff and offset joke in here somewhere. Or a Wrath of Chakrakhan a la In Living Color Farrakhan parody.

[HighlyOpinionated]

Someone get this message to Al Gore:

Prune Juice works well for releasing the "second chakra."


Al Gore's Second Chakra.

[penelopesire]

“And she still has the pants to prove it.”

So what happened? Did he release his own 2nd chakra? LOL!!

[TASMANIANRED]

You just released my humor chakra.

[HonestConservative]

But he was super cereal!

[RegulatorCountry]

Cry havoc and let slip the rounds of Gore.

[Miss Conservative]

Thread of the day. LOL

[beckysueb]

Please don’t associate Al Gore with the rest of us Tennesseans. If it hadn’t been for Tennessee voting against him, he would have been your president. Perhaps you should look at the states who voted for him and throw a little ridicule their way. Besides he spent most of his life in Washington.

[nascarnation]

You’re right!
He’s like Evan Bayh who claims to be a Hoosier but as spawn of a Senator and a lifelong pol himself, Wash DC is his real habitat.

[spectre]

"A blocked sex Chakra can lead a person to be emotionally unbalanced, manipulative, obsessed with sex, scared of sex, lacking in energy, enthusiasm and self worth."

So now we know what Al Gore's problem is..he has a blocked sex Chakra.

Tipper must hate it when that happens.

[miele man]

Apologies if I’ve offended you. I didn’t think Tennesseans would be so sensitive.

[Albion Wilde]

‘Release the Chakra’ is not a line you hear everyday....LOL!

La Chakracabra!

[Rockingham]

It is amazing what the Left considers to be romantic foreplay.

[Albion Wilde]

That police report reads like comedy... Al Gore comes off as a stumbling, mumbling, fumbling, bumbling adolescent boy who succeeds only in turning the stomach of the intended recipient of his “affections.”

Brought back unpleasant memories of "dating" in college. Ewww.