Exactly! My tax dollars go out everyday to support some crack head 16 year old who's popped out another future criminal who will probably car-jack me 14 years from now. Much rather my money go to this girl's rescue. Besides its the Australians footing the bill...and they're glad to do it. They asked one of the Australian rescue officials if they were going to ask her family to foot the bill...his reply was "heck no, we would hope that any other country would do the same for one of our citizens" (paraphrased).
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