I’m gonna have to vote not guilty
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Have to agree. The guy does ‘think on his feet’ and in his delusion probably believes what he says.
Isn’t this like saying “Officer, the reason I have the gun is that three weeks ago I found it at a bus stop and didn’t want it falling into the wrong hands.”
Agreed. That's the most original, screwball explanation I've heard in a long time.