[exit82]

Police to Cafe Owner: If your burglar alarm goes off, don’t expect us to show up.

Note of rfile: Portland,OR should never appear on a conservative’s bucket list.

[uglybiker]

Police to Cafe Owner: If your burglar alarm goes off, don’t expect us to show up.

Police to Cafe Owner: If your burglar alarm goes off, we'll still show up whether you deserve it or not.